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Ever heard the old adage "the customer is always right"? Incorrect. In fact, the customer is only right about 1% of the time. That means 99% of customers are an economic nightmare.

The Stupid Customer
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scourge of the free market system
The Intellectual Sales Associate
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savior of store profits

VS.

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A little something I threw together during the Shopko era.

While it's wise to refrain from openly discussing my current job, I can sure as hell crack out the whip on my previous employers (boooo Subway, Shopko!)

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